Download Evasi0n Untethered Jailbreak iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1

Download Evasi0n Untethered Jailbreak iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1 for iPhone 5, 4S, 4, 3GS and iPad Mini, 4, 3, 2 and iPod Touch 5, 4.

Evaders, an iPhone jailbreak developer team has announced that it will be releasing an untethered jailbreak called Evasion (they call it evasi0n) coming Sunday (Feb 3, 2013). All iOS devices will be supported including the new Apple iPhone 5 and iPad Mini. Desktop apps for doing the untethered jailbreak will be made available for download on Windows, Mac and Linux. The only one not making to their list is the 3rd generation Apple TV.

Download Evasi0n Untethered Jailbreak iOS 6

Download Evasi0n Untethered Jailbreak iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1

Here is the list of devices supported:

  • iPhone 5, 4S, 4, 3GS
  • iPad 4, 3, 2, mini
  • iPod touch 5G, 4G
  • Apple TV 2 (except third-generation)

Evaders is promising that their jailbreak tool will easy as pie and anyone and everyone would be able to jailbreak their iPhone or any other iOS devices easily.

Download Evasi0n Untethered Jailbreak iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1

Requirements

  • 5 minutes of your time!
  • A computer, running Windows (XP minimum), Mac OS X (10.5 minimum) or Linux (x86 / x86_64)
  • An iPhone, iPad or iPod running iOS 6.0 through 6.1 (you may check in Settings / General / About => Version)
  • A USB cable to connect the device to the computer

Update: Download Evasi0n 1.1 (Fix Weather app Crashing)

  • Download Evasi0n 1.1 For Mac
  • Download Evasi0n 1.1 For Windows
  • Download Evasi0n 1.1 For Linux

Upadte: Download Evasi0n 1.2 Disable OTA update and fix the Timezone issue

  • Download Evasi0n 1.2 for Windows
  • Download Evasi0n 1.2 for Mac
  • Download Evasi0n 1.2 for Linux

Upadte: Download Evasi0n 1.3 To support iOS 6.1.1

Update: Download Evasi0n 1.4 To support iOS 6.1.2

Update: Download Evasi0n 1.5 To Fix Booting Problems

Update: Download Evasi0n 1.5.1 with updated Cydia Package list

Update: Download Evasi0n 1.5.3 to fix Crashes on Windows

Note: For Who Don’t know how to untethered jailbreak iPhone, iPod and iPad on iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1 check our links posted below

In case of any problem, don’t hesitate to leave a comment below.

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1,461 Responses to “Download Evasi0n Untethered Jailbreak iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1”

  1. eMjhAy says:

    im counting on this :) Good luck

  2. Kyuchukovv says:

    Yeah! The big WAITING is over?

  3. zawko says:

    yeah..

  4. basqui says:

    let me try this one…

  5. emre says:

    Download Nerede Göremiyorum

  6. emre says:

    Gerçekten beklemek sonam? erdi

  7. stefan says:

    is this final jailbreak or not?

    Tnx

  8. inbnk says:

    waiting….

  9. RMesozhnik says:

    How long waiting?

  10. Steve says:

    It can be jailbroken from the first 6.0,6.0.1,6.0.2 and 6.1

  11. Dinh Anh says:

    I am waiting for this for a long time….

  12. Ege Özden says:

    where is the download link ???

  13. Alireza says:

    I have 5.1.1 jailbroken ipad 3, shall I update it to 6.1 now?

  14. Ege Özden says:

    yes, it have not a problem

  15. Ryan says:

    The link will be made available on feb. 3rd

  16. dex says:

    AWESOME

  17. Fidel says:

    I’m even more anxious knowing my 4s will once again JB.that’s a life lesson I’ve learnt after updating to ios 6.0 i lost my jb and got stuck with it… Never again a thing like this will ever reach me

  18. RMesozhnik says:

    Only 3 february?!?!?!?! for iphone 5?

  19. Zaki Ansari says:

    Wat The NOw THey MAke IOS 6.0,6.0.1,6.0.2,6.1 and they never made a jailbreak for IOS 5.1 wat should i do i have 5.1 they made a jailbreak for every version except 5.1

  20. Prawnstar69 says:

    same thing happened to me, lesson learned.

  21. Kyle Hishmeh says:

    Finally! Been waiting forever for this shizzzz!!

  22. mayur says:

    finally ……………thanxsssssssss guysssss

  23. Alencfc7 says:

    Some people really can’t read.. It says the release is feb. 3. 2013 stop asking for the download link just be patient ..

  24. Ryan says:

    Upgrade to 6 or 6.1 then jail break on Sunday

  25. Marcio Fermino says:

    This is Jailbreak for Iphone 4S ?

  26. S!N!TH says:

    Yes, and all the other idevices named above.

  27. Iceman says:

    Ryan. You are so kind giving answers to those blind stupid people that can’t are won’t read !!
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE READ !!!!!!!!

  28. tom says:

    hope is in mind

  29. mimo says:

    hi everybody sundy day will be the great day for jb just wait and dont make update to iso 6.1 stay in 6.0.1 ok tnx see u ….

  30. Ryan C. says:

    Yes the iPhone 5 on any of the new iOS will be able to get the jb

  31. Ryan C. says:

    Final til something new comes out by apple

  32. Ryan C. says:

    By how big this news is. There does not seem to be a lot of people posting. :(

  33. Alencfc7 says:

    You’re an idiot…

  34. ricardo says:

    Good job jailbreakers!
    waiting to sunday!

  35. xFazePR4D1T0Rx says:

    Hey Gusy I Just have one question is their rocky raccoon untheter for ios 6 now in cydia ??

  36. Ryan C. says:

    Have to wait til Sunday till everything is released. You should be able to get it if they used rocky.

  37. Alfarama says:

    Wooooo hooooo, love it

  38. adrian says:

    I say that is better to wait until Sunday to be sure that this is not a fake jailbreak, and then you can upgrade to ios6

  39. chelsy says:

    Finally!!!

  40. cherry says:

    I’ve been waiting for this :) Can’t wait!

  41. MikeR says:

    Evasi0n web page looks to be down at the moment ????

  42. Tmel4198 says:

    What is the purpose of this stupid thread. Evaders will have their own website with their jailbreak tool free to download from. Nice headline to get peoples attention and think their is a download link, faggot

  43. george says:

    keep waiting)

  44. get says:

    i dont like your attempt using cross-scripting xss … please post the links and dont try to get more traffic and a “clientdb” by this way.

  45. Brian says:

    Waiting to download and jailbreak my iPhone with evasion soon

  46. qais says:

    hi im qais up

  47. eMjhAy says:

    on feb 3. sunday :)

  48. Matthew says:

    hey cant wait to it comes out looking forward to it… One Thing i have ipad 2 running on 6.1 do i need to download the ios as well

  49. LovelyRheya says:

    My version is 6.0.1 can i still jailbreak my phone? If not, how can i make my phone’s version turn to 6.1 or 6.0? Please help me :(

  50. Gholam Sharom says:

    through iTunes
    I hope this question will not pop again

  51. nasembe says:

    ?????????

  52. cucou says:

    You suck !!

  53. nYx_1c0n1x says:

    Just plug in your iDevice on your computer … Backup your iDevice and update from iTunes.. That it’s.

    To JAILBREAK your iDevice, you have to wait latest by this sunday, most probably the EVASI0N JAILBREAK DOWNLOAD LINK WILL BE ACTIVE. And… Walla… .. U iDevice will jailbreak!!!!

  54. awiego says:

    where can i get ios 6.1 for ipad 3?can anyone help me ?

  55. stephanie says:

    Ummmmmm…..why are you only making it for mac os 10.5 the newest os is 10.7.5 and above..
    why does it have to be 10.5 thats seriously old software….

  56. kybbbb says:

    cool !!! greattt

  57. Maranda says:

    I’ve never jail broken and iPhone in my life, I’m ab to see what all the fuss is ab! :)
    What exactly does it all do? I had AT&T but switched to straight talk & now I’m stuck w. data or picture messaging. Thanks to 6.0.1 :( I updated today to 6.1 but no luck. Still shitty. Maybe this will fix my problem?

  58. Maranda says:

    No data or picture messaging*

  59. Alec says:

    nah u dont

  60. Freak0 says:

    Kudos to the developers!
    Also for their patience with Apple only users who are much worse to ask foolish questions than on the PC forums.

  61. martin says:

    same for me ;)

  62. Bookie says:

    This is good news, i have iPhone 4 model A1332 – GSM and FIRMWARE = 04.12.02. I hope this is a good news for me. Is will be some tutorial for us how to do, and th. for your effort. Thanks man.

  63. Tmel4198 says:

    That is the lowest it will run on, lmao. not JUST for 10.5, pretty much common sense

  64. Tmel4198 says:

    Mac OS X (10.5 minimum) <<<<<<< or Linux (x86 / x86_64)

    in the description

  65. Tmel4198 says:

    software has nothing to do with your data plan. 6.0.1 or 6.1, either way your still going to have straight talk if you picked straight talk.

    Jailbreaking is for customization of everything on the phone and allowing to download 3rd party apps,games,tweaks,themes and more

  66. d3nz3l says:

    pazar günü ç?kacak

  67. Gabriel says:

    No they said its safe to update to iOS 6.1 thought iTunes

  68. Billboard says:

    Dose anybody know it you will be able to unlock your phone with 6.1 ?

    Hope the jailbreak is good and works smoothly ! Grait work

  69. hooman says:

    hi
    Now you can download ios 6.1 ?
    Or do we wait until it is released Jailbreak UnTethered ?

  70. eMjhAy says:

    i think absinthe didn’t release any fake stuff. :)

  71. asd says:

    cevap veriyorum, yaprraak

  72. Colin says:

    IT IS LEAKED!

    mediafire(dotcom)/?w1vmst24zn8140q

  73. Maranda says:

    So I should just try the sim swap? I’ve heard that works on unlocked iPhones.

  74. Ryan C. says:

    This download link is NOT official. please wait for the official download links. This app does not run on windows 7 64-bit. I get application failed to start

  75. Ryan C. says:

    You can download and update now. Please do NOT do a OTA update. Please connect to itunes and update that way.

  76. Ryan C. says:

    Yes it can JB all iOS 6.0, 6.0.1, 6.0.2, 6.1 for iPhone 5, 4S, 4, 3GS and iPad Mini, 4, 3, 2 and iPod Touch 5, 4. It also says that in the header of this post. please read next time

  77. Seppe says:

    75% :p

  78. lito robles says:

    will see…

  79. Revitalized says:

    They are legit right? I have faith in them :) I am excited in jailbreaking my phone :) Let’s just wait :) Patience is a virtue! :D I heard some news that it has beeen postponed to feb5, Is the rumors true?

  80. mehmet says:

    ?t will be released at 8 pm by Turkey’s time zone today

  81. mehmet says:

    well,on sunday there will be the super bowl in the state so the hackers will be watching it.for this reason the expected jaibreak will be out today :)

  82. Sudheera says:

    Guys, support developers and stay clear of this rubbish.

    Cheers,
    Sudheera

  83. nanasnan says:

    patience ….

  84. Nomi says:

    Guys it will be released in U.S west coast time . It is Still feb 2 6 P.M in U.S mean while from Central France to all the way Japan time has turned in to Feb 3, wait few more hours

  85. chris says:

    Its not even the 3rd yet in Florida so they are still on schedule lol

  86. Evelyn says:

    We aren’t paying a single dime for this so quit yapping and wait.

  87. ITM says:

    Hey Jordy, how about you shut the fuck up. We heard your opinion after the first comment you made, we didn’t need 2 more. It is 7:00 Pacific Time, on the 2nd.

  88. Chgobulls says:

    WTF are you talking about? IDIOT…. I wouldn’t give you a damn thing – 99% of you beg and bitch about wanting a jailbreak – none of you are willing to fork out a mere dollar as appreciation. Leechers!!!

  89. ITM says:

    Why are you getting so mad at him? The truth is, most people are not donating, and he is saying to give them some time. It isn’t leeching if it is a free program.

  90. Chgobulls says:

    Hmmm, not too sure where to go with this comment – you need to learn how to use comma’s and periods.
    You mention that the jailbreak would have been done by now if they had not been so lazy.

    WOW, if it were that easy why did’nt you or anyone else make one earlier??

    People are so ungrateful.

  91. lito robles says:

    asshole

  92. Chgobulls says:

    You are all ungrateful beggars

  93. Matthew says:

    I be pissed off if this is fake all this waiting and every one gets nothing lol

  94. Chgobulls says:

    Users are so on the edge here, please release the JAILBREAK already

  95. ITM says:

    I agree, if everyone could donate, that would be great. I just think your first comment would have been more appropriate on someone who was actually bitching about it or saying it is fake, rather than someone who is standing up for the evad3rs team.

  96. Danh ken says:

    Come on untetheted jailbreak 6.1
    Come on <3 <3 <3

  97. John says:

    still 80% ahhhhhhhhhhhh testing they say 5 minute to try the jailbreak!!!!

  98. John says:

    please make it quick

  99. Chgobulls says:

    Sorry if I offended anyone – I didn’t mean any harm. Fingers crossed that the JB is real

  100. john says:

    everyone saying its fake, on their site as well as their twitter feeds they tell you that they are testing the jailbreak for bugs basically. which means that it is real and working and they are working out the bugs. stop complaining at the fact that they are taking their time to put out a good jailbreak and not one with a bunch of bugs.

  101. John says:

    i trust this site but i wish they could hurry up

  102. Bonnie says:

    Reply if you’ve refreshed this website more than a thousand times like me !!! :D

  103. luke says:

    i live in australia and it’s says the ios 6.1 jailbreak comes out on the 3rd of febuary 2013 and on the status bar it’s the jailbreak is 68% done and can someone tell me

  104. ITM says:

    The status bar is on evasi0n.com. The one on this site is just an example.

  105. Bonnie says:

    Guys it’s 4 am in the morning according to the website time zone (look at the date n time above last comments) we have to be patient !

  106. John says:

    lol i did

  107. ITM says:

    Remember, its not made by absinthe, its made by evasi0n. Its their time zone that’s important ;)

  108. John says:

    faster please

  109. ITM says:

    John, you don’t need to comment so often telling them to hurry up. It’s not gonna make it go any faster. Plus, it isn’t even the 3rd yet.

  110. jordy says:

    oh ok sorry

  111. simar says:

    Wen it will b availble!???

  112. simar says:

    Its 11am in india

  113. John says:

    well it is the 3rd

  114. Bonnie says:

    you’re right ! I was trying to be optimistic :D giving people hope :D

  115. CDUB says:

    I’ve been a subscriber and fellow jailbreaker for some time now and have never posted a message on her, but I want to say thanks to all the guys that came together on their spare time outside of the jobs that they actually do get paid for, so they could make this jailbreak for us. I think donating money to them is a nice thing. But I believe there’s more then just money. Helping give back to people the freedom to do what they want with the devices they’ve purchased. Not to mention to have the bragging rights to be the team that did it. Unfortunately there’s people out there that are paying for it but the money doesn’t go to them. It goes to the cell phone shops that are paid by the individual. Not to the real people that have done the work. The DEV team know this and yet they still do it for us anyways. So why people are acting the way they are blows my mind. It’s down right rude from some of the comments that I’ve seen. Where the self-righteous indignation that one is owed this is disgusting. I’m glad that the team isn’t pisssed off and forgets all about it. Would you want to do something for someone when they’re being a dick to you about it?? I realize we’ve all been waiting. Trust me I have as well. But acting that way doesn’t make things move faster. For all the people that have be respectful, thank you. Once again dev team. Thank you and am looking forward to the much awaited release. I miss my 4s jailbreak since I’ve moved over to the 5. Good luck guys. Thanks!

  116. simar says:

    I have 4s 6.0.1 will dis jailbreak hlp me?

  117. de Jong says:

    man,get real come on..

  118. CDUB says:

    And FYI to response about my post…. if it doesn’t apply. Let it fly.

  119. Ernest says:

    fake
    13 min to sunday and 80%??
    WTF?!

  120. drosado says:

    not necessarily. we are not really sure what time on sunday it will be released

  121. Sbtooth says:

    Who is actually staying up or planning to be one of the few first thousands to download and jb? *cough*

  122. coocheater says:

    Damn these guys are slower than crap. PS…I ate Jordy’s mom last night. Wrinkly but good

  123. jordy says:

    She said you had a big cock too and fuked her ass hard. Jailbroke that too huh?

  124. coocheater says:

    yea she shit all over my cock though. fucking nasty.

  125. piece of shit says:

    here 1:19am now

  126. uzair says:

    now its 9:00. a clock

  127. lkskurosaki says:

    putz piece of shit vc e de qual local aki e exatamente 04:25

  128. lkskurosaki says:

    planetbeing say in twittter Good full day of testing. Found some weird edge cases, but they’re resolved. Still need to test on many other device/firmware combos

  129. Randylol says:

    It’s 2 pm in Singapore and still waiting for the jailbreak

  130. John says:

    well im staying in front of my laptop anyway

  131. aditya says:

    yea me too!!!ahah

  132. aditya says:

    now its 12:20pm in india

  133. aditya says:

    damn!!!when? ENVASI0N comeon!!!

  134. coocheater says:

    stfu faggot

  135. Randylol says:

    I think I will jailbreak tmrw after Skool damn I ain’t sittin in front of the com for one while day waiting still I hope it releases soon

  136. coocheatersagayfag says:

    coocheater takes it up the bum

  137. Hackerstime says:

    6:30PM south Australia time

  138. Hackerstime says:

    8:00 AM on here

  139. Ronylu says:

    when will untethered ios 6.1 come here time 1:35 PM February 2013, bangladesh

  140. Hackerstime says:

    5 mins

  141. Hackerstime says:

    2 mins to go!

  142. Hackerstime says:

    1 more minute!!!!! get ready to jailbreak!

  143. Hackerstime says:

    85%

  144. Hackerstime says:

    it says 85%: First major round of testing concluded successfully on windows and mac. NEXT STEP: tests on more ios device and firmware combinations

  145. Ineenhut says:

    Its here 09:04

  146. Ineenhut says:

    Is this fake?
    Is this a big joke?
    Where is it?

  147. Buzzer says:

    Thats all looks like fake

  148. Hackerstime says:

    its not fake! evasi0n.com

  149. Ineenhut says:

    Hmmmm, i think it come later this day?

  150. Pete says:

    You mama comes latear today

  151. Hackerstime says:

    it only just turned sunday for them
    dnt expect them to finish it 00:01 on sunday

  152. Mike says:

    Fake itvs fake

  153. Ineenhut says:

    Huh? Why it dont come???

  154. Mike says:

    Se dones come

  155. Hackerstime says:

    they said it will be released on sunday sometime and where they r it only just turned sunday that is why its not here yet so sit back, chillax, calm down and wait

  156. Black? Rock Shooter says:

    :'( still 85%

  157. Lu says:

    Fake hahahaha

  158. Ds says:

    It’s confirmed it’s fake

  159. John says:

    i used redsn0w dont understand why i didnt use it in the firs place

  160. Hackerstime says:

    it only just turned 85%
    and it is not fake

  161. Turbo says:

    Its fake wankers

  162. Hackerstime says:

    omfg! it is NOT fake u lier! just wait!

  163. Hackerstime says:

    no its not

  164. WezzDC says:

    Is it just me or is the feed burner taking a long time to send the confirmation email, or is it just not working.

  165. Ineenhut says:

    Its not fake

  166. Ds says:

    It’s confirmed check ljjailbrake.com

  167. Dmtc says:

    So do i need to update my iphone to 6.1 or i can jailbreak it on 6.0?

  168. Tony says:

    Omg it’s true it’s fake

  169. Hackerstime says:

    u can jb it on any ios 6

  170. Tod says:

    Fake dammmmmmm

  171. Shubhi says:

    When it will come

  172. Hackerstime says:

    its real ok!

  173. Shubhi says:

    Hello?

  174. Hackerstime says:

    what bonnie put up isn’t even it go on evasi0n.com not evasi0njb.net

  175. Shubhi says:

    I want to jailbreak my damn shit ipad 2 .its full with restrictions with fucking apple security

  176. Lin says:

    One more fake for the books

  177. Bonnie says:

    …. Still hoping that it’s not fake ! 9 hours to go !

  178. Lin says:

    It’s fake like your mothers teties

  179. Hackerstime says:

    that site is obviously fake because that’s not how you spell jailbreak

  180. Shubhi says:

    Absinite,red posion,redmond pie ,evasion ,which is better jailbreak company ?

  181. Masterdk says:

    Are they like 80s fake boobs or like the new ones

  182. Bonnie says:

    ha ! Really Funny ! Should we laugh ?

  183. Bonnie says:

    oh ! ok… thank you

  184. WizzdoM says:

    Gr8 m8 !

  185. Hackerstime says:

    where the hackers are the time is 12:30 AM so weve plenty of time to c if its real or not….which it is real

  186. The69ers says:

    Thnx alot dude

  187. Masterdk says:

    Well no not really if there 80s fake boobs they might leek, let he see a doctor

  188. Hackerstime says:

    that’s ok :)

  189. Bonnie says:

    What the fuck !? is this suppose to be a joke ? the progress is stuck on 85% holy fuck ! just went 5% ahead from last night !!!
    I cant believe they fooled us !

  190. Sin eater says:

    Confirmed it’s fake

  191. Shubhi says:

    Waste of time

  192. Bonnie says:

    who confirmed it ?

  193. Hackerstime says:

    its real…. it turned 85% as they turned sunday so wait 4 it

  194. Hackerstime says:

    no one bcoz its real

  195. Sin eater says:

    Lin did

  196. Scott Raley says:

    Don’t Listen to me. I have always had JB Apple products I am a hacker at heart. I just downloaded the Windows version and its Definitely a fake. It says it JB’s your device than takes you to a screen to pay a dollar like all those scam JB did before this one…

    WHY ?

    This is not cool so many people waiting on the real thing and have there hopes up…

  197. Hackerstime says:

    its bcoz ur on the wrong site! go to evasi0n.com not evasi0njb.net or nething else

  198. Scott Raley says:

    WoW Thank you boy do I feel refreshed !

  199. Bonnie says:

    I’m sorry… my fault ! i was looking in a wrong website ! it’s evasi0n.com !

  200. AiD says:

    QQ 10:40 in Ukraine :(

  201. Bonnie says:

    it’s a fake ! :(

  202. Bart says:

    Its a fake one can’t believe Lin was right

  203. Lin says:

    Damm right

  204. Bonnie says:

    with this speed it wont be released today !

  205. Sin eater says:

    I confirmed the same it’s fake

  206. Cool gal says:

    You’re so rong it’s not fake you’re the fake one

  207. hackerstime says:

    hmmm maybe but its def not fake

  208. hackerstime says:

    :)

  209. Vamp says:

    why the hell u guys QQ too much , they said sunday and sunday mean from 00:01 am till 23:59 pm , so just sit back and dont QQ , most trusted ios hackers confirmed this , so just w8 ,
    and dont check other fake sites ,
    if u wanna check just take a look at evasi0n.com time to time ,
    less qq plz :)

  210. Kinglingexe says:

    Guys this is not fake i think … not sure any way
    but the bad thing they are going to do is putting survey !
    i hate these surveys that never work at all . if there is some survey can some one download it and send it to me in my skype ?

    Skype : kinglingexe

    Thanks :L

    Your Friendly cydia User

    Ali :D

  211. hackerstime says:

    this post is EXACTLY right! :)

  212. Sin eater says:

    Are you reali that stupid??

  213. Steve says:

    Just wanted to confirmed to you guys it’s fake

  214. Retard says:

    99.99999999999%%%%

  215. Chris says:

    I am willing to try.

  216. rikrkr says:

    At what time is it comming out, cant wait now that it is so clooooose :$

  217. Steve says:

    I fuked your dad

  218. omwow says:

    I can´t waiiiittt!!!

  219. Burak says:

    Ne zaman ç?kacak Pazar oldu?

  220. Steve says:

    Hold on one dad at a time o.k.

  221. jack says:

    its 85% done by now

  222. jack says:

    oh GOD stop F*****g dads

  223. Steve says:

    No he’s like 90% fucked

  224. eMjhAy says:

    now it’s 85%. :) 15% more im so excited :)

  225. Steve says:

    I can’t stop I need help can you’re dad help me ??.?.

  226. jack says:

    u r not the only one there are two more don’t post like this or steve will f**k your dad

  227. jack says:

    there is someone dad is waiting for you

  228. Steve says:

    That’s your fault fon being a dad if you dont want to wait then go adopt afther that I’ll fuck you too

  229. de Jong says:

    hahahaha 85% I hope the 15% more will be done before 4feb :P haha

  230. Prawnstar69 says:

    Lmao

  231. Black Rock Shooter says:

    -..- it’s evening already at my home T^T”

  232. Prawnstar69 says:

    Steve’s gonna get you.

  233. Merlin says:

    i think this is a joke.fore all of us….

  234. jack says:

    i think they are done already but they want people to get excited so steve get there dads

  235. Bonnie says:

    i didnt mean the evasi0n jailbreak is fake ! i meant the evasi0njb.net

  236. rica says:

    @ Steve, dont ask my dad help!! be a one dad son.. thats ur work to complete jailbreak not us!

  237. Steve says:

    With you’re dad i adidn’t even had too ask he volunteered took it well the old chump

  238. When says:

    AT WHAT TIME????

  239. Mitch says:

    Oh please people dont cry. And act like you never ever downloaded music for free, its the same thing games are no different, if you were able to get them free, i dare to bett you would get them for free instead of paying 200 bucks for all the apps. Crybabies

  240. Oliver says:

    so how long is it? before it was on 85% what is it now?

  241. JAKERS says:

    When it will activate

  242. JAKERS says:

    When???

  243. Steve says:

    Right afther I fuck your dad

  244. weerwer says:

    Jobs.. be nice, even for jailbreakers :)

  245. jack says:

    how many dads you f****d ??

  246. Ulysses says:

    I’m sure the Jailbreak will be done around the Super Bowl(6:30pm ET). btw, I’m pretty sure that pervert named Steve has father complex LMAO

  247. Steve says:

    You got me I love getting spanked by daddies

  248. Siggii says:

    Fucking Waiting! Release it without fucking timer like that, that makes me high

  249. weerwer says:

    They want us to destroy out iDevices.. They want us to wait, to get more and more excited. It is fake, sorry.. Isn’t it weird? They tell us to wait for the iOS 6.1 and it happended couple of days after that message from evad3rd. Don’t jailbreak. Apple could pay them for the information. Be careful.

  250. xDUxD says:

    Nooo it’s not a fake!
    The jailbreak will be released in the night from Sunday to Monday ^^

  251. Osama Ben Ladin says:

    oh thanks god you told me, i wont jailbreak

  252. Siggii says:

    Then don´t go here and leave, i want to destroy MY iphone, why you dont Let me?

  253. My momma always says:

    When is it going to be done!!!!!!!!!!!!………….be done now! We appreciate your time and effort into it but does it really take that long…… Jeebus!!!!!

  254. My momma always says:

    When is it going to be done!!!!!!!!!!!!………….be done now! We appreciate your time and effort into it but does it really take that long…… Jeebus!!!!!

  255. weerwer says:

    Do whatever you want, it is not my business dude

  256. jack says:

    it will release after steve come and get down your dad…..

  257. JOHN CENA says:

    I LOVE MEN!!!

  258. JOHN CENA says:

    TOSS MY SALAD

  259. Muntazir says:

    Looks like iwe might have to wait for more days as its almost end of the day and no updates yet..and website also shows 85% !!!

  260. JOHN CENA says:

    PENIS BREATH PENIS BREATH

  261. JOHN CENA says:

    THIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT TO SEE HOW MANY DUMB ASSES GO ON HIS WEB PAGE lol

  262. GayPeopleKiller says:

    fucking idiot , i hate gays i will kill them alll sonabitchess
    and torture them

  263. Steve says:

    FUCKED ALL DADS ANY ONE ELSE ?

  264. JOHN CENA says:

    AND THE CAKE IS A LIE>>>

  265. JOHN CENA says:

    SUPER PENIS BOWL SUNDAY

  266. fckyrss says:

    Steve! Watch your language! Or i will hunt you down and fuck your ass on your dead fathers grave! Thats for your father issues! BRUHAHAHHAHAHA

  267. JOHN CENA says:

    that was a glitch on the web site its back down to 1% sorry to burst your bubble

  268. tete says:

    VAMOS VAMOS VENGA YA TOI ESPERANDO..JAJAJAAJAJ!!!!!!!

  269. JOHN CENA says:

    aww are you mad because I railed your ass last night. its okay just get some ointment and you feel just fine. I told you not to resist me.

  270. JOHN CENA says:

    All dads like to suck on penis!!!

  271. Tomek says:

    those comments are fucked up :D

  272. Muntazir says:

    Yea Penis Y are you getting so high??Is ur Penis not breathing??

  273. banuka says:

    will gevey sim work on ios 6.1 after the Untethered jailbreak n iphone4?

  274. JOHN CENA says:

    You wont jailbreak because I fucked your tight little asshole. Now you wont shit right for a week :-)

  275. My momma always says:

    Yes he will to fix bugs and issues

  276. JOHN CENA says:

    Didnt know you wanted me to fuck you so bad….(zip)… ok im ready open your mouth nice and wide Im ready to tickle your tonsils

  277. JOHN CENA says:

    oh yeah it must be because its inside your ass let me take it out …. hmmm… Some white stuff came out from it… sorry I must of got a little excited when u was screaming out my name

  278. JOHN CENA says:

    No Im going to get both of you come here little bitches

  279. Evades says:

    Everyone only at 6:00 Pm uk time

  280. JOHN CENA says:

    oh my penis is always active seeking and homing on you all day everyday

  281. Pod2G says:

    Sorry guys, Unfortunately the jailbreak must be delayed for another 2 days at least. A major bug in IOS 6.1 was found with in the Kernal. Fortunately we are familiar with this bug and it will be fixed before Thursday.

  282. JOHN CENA says:

    you want 15% more of my penis in you okay im going in you full force

  283. Steve Jobs says:

    Hahahha, Eat that you prick. Even in my grave i fucked your dad.

  284. JOHN CENA says:

    oh okay when is tea time you want to sit down on my penis and sip on some tea.

  285. weerwer says:

    Tak czytam te komentarze to odnosze wra?enie, ?e u?ytkownicy iUrz?dze? s? debilami xD

  286. Osama Bin Laden says:

    No, I fucked you in my grave

  287. weerwer says:

    “kurwa” – teraz zgadn?, ?e jestem polakiem

  288. Muntazir says:

    Guess what it was not my ass, it was ur mom’s ass and she was shouting!! and u got excited and the white thing came out hahaha…!!

    No Offense if you had mind your words I would have not replied a word.Stop it..or else keep barking on every one’s comment like a Dog!!

  289. JOHN CENA says:

    Oh sorry to keep you wait I was dealing with the other homos that sucks on my cock… Oh you like that… whats that I cant understand you with my balls in your mouth hold on let me take it out… OHH steve ripped open your ass cause ur a daddy oh ok…

  290. lito robles says:

    time check

  291. JOHN CENA says:

    damn I got you moaning other languages damn Im good

  292. Kim Jong-il says:

    So did I and the people of North Korea

  293. JOHN CENA says:

    yes .000000001% of my penis is not inside you how did you know :)

  294. Muammar Gaddafi says:

    So did i and whole Libya

  295. JOHN CENA says:

    no thats were your wrong my mom was behind me push me deeper inside you. I think she put her finger in my ass also not to sure.

  296. http://www.ironspider.ca/format_text/fontcolor.htm#colorchart says:

    poop

  297. Mohamad Morsy says:

    So did i and every person in Egypt

  298. JOHN CENA says:

    Hmmm time to get fucked in the ass you ready… oh wait too late didnt even give you time to respond i do that sometimes

  299. Stephen Hawking says:

    —Shut-up–You-are-all-my-prison-bitches—

  300. JOHN CENA says:

    yeah you probably be constipated for a while sorry bout that

  301. anh says:

    waiting.!! ><

  302. JOHN CENA says:

    sorry I been fucking everyone else on here so yes it takes that long just bend over and take it

  303. Charlie Townsend says:

    So did I and my Charlie’s Angels

  304. STEVE WORK says:

    Who comes after six?

  305. Spiritual Dude says:

    Don’t you guys get it ? “Steve” Is not an individual, He is me and you. Just like “Thoth”. In other words “Steve” is you and me and everybody.

  306. Redhair Chinese with 6 fingers says:

    I’m ur DADDY

  307. So did i and every American.

  308. Redhair Chinese with 6 fingers says:

    No, Steve’s my prison bitch

  309. Martian General says:

    So did I and every Martians

  310. maria ozawa says:

    come on guys…!! :)

  311. Hitler says:

    When ist die Jailbreak done i want to kill jewish people with it.

  312. STEVE WORK says:

    It’s so getto :/

  313. lito robles says:

    ///////

  314. lkskurosaki says:

    jailbreak is approaching the first round of testing on windows and mac next step was successful tests on more iOS device and firmware combinations.

  315. Jesus says:

    But I called dips

  316. Some jerk says:

    Dude, we got that news like hours ago

  317. vlD says:

    can’t wait anymore :ccc

  318. RMesozhnik says:

    When we see it?)))

  319. U.S. Deputy Defense Secretary Ashton B. Carter Is Hereby Disapprove This Jail-Break And Any Related Matters Under The Order Of The Rothschilds Elites. Dismissed.

  320. Some guy says:

    No offense, but I thought the ‘G’ in ‘pod2g’ ain’t capital ‘G’

  321. Jb says:

    If u r so keen so go and fuck your father ;)

  322. All humans not in US says:

    BITE ME

  323. Jb says:

    85% done 15% to go go go ;)

  324. vlD says:

    that was me, i saw that “Pod2G” wrote that “Sorry guys, Unfortunately the jailbreak must be delayed for another 2 days at least. A major bug in IOS 6.1 was found with in the Kernal. Fortunately we are familiar with this bug and it will be fixed before Thursday.” and i want to see is that possible to write something with that name )

  325. Jb says:

    When you r going to release only 15% to go.

  326. Jb says:

    Jailbreak 15% to go

  327. Jb says:

    Want it 100% tonight

  328. Dziemian says:

    kurwa ma? szybciej

  329. Sheldon Cooper says:

    Shut up, it’s been 85% for hours

  330. Black Rock Shooter says:

    -.- what’s going on here??!!

  331. Marc says:

    Stil 15% lollol

  332. Ali says:

    still 15% ? I have 68% 32 % still , why

  333. Santa says:

    Cuz u live in 2012

  334. Reefer_Pit says:

    Whats the deal?

  335. actually i wrote that message later about pod2g and i was just joking.

  336. Samppa1991 says:

    Come on..finish it… :/

  337. doffie says:

    what’s up with the 85% how everyone know it’s 85% left of the jailbreak until release?

  338. Bonnie M.s says:

    They Shoudn’t have told the release date tiil they were sure about it ! the progress is stuck on 85% for like 12 hours that I know of !!!

  339. All humans not in US says:

    Relax, we’re all joking. Think of it as a welcoming party for 6.1 JB

  340. Random dude says:

    What Happend to Steve ?

  341. Kody says:

    Guys relax, there’s no specific time that they said it would be released, there’s still the whole day!

  342. doffie says:

    says 68% to me

  343. Bonnie says:

    from the Evasi0n offical website
    evasi0n.com

  344. Alex says:

    Damn right

  345. B says:

    hahaha ! Pervert Steve !

  346. bubble trouble says:

    I’m in trouble. I’ve connected my iPad over the USB, and entered evasi0n.com, and Jailbreaking progress is about 85% and it isn’t moving. Can I unplug my iPad and restart whole progress?

  347. Bonnie says:

    visit the official evai0n website…it’s 85%

  348. Bunner boy says:

    Wtf thing you do or say

  349. Random dude says:

    Wtf dude, Go call steve he can help you ! : 0800 3891 118

  350. bubble trouble says:

    Isn’t it online jailbreak tool?

  351. Dziemian says:

    no kurwa rzeczywsiscie ;p

  352. Berkehan Kucukaras says:

    Why are not these days, since the days of this day?

  353. vlD says:

    just wait bro

  354. minnecrapolis says:

    Fake. There won’t be a jailbreak from these guys or it will be malware.

  355. darknessjon says:

    I remember last time the jailbreak realeased around 7:00pm eastern time for me at least, but who knows, it may even take longer than they say, all i can say is we all sould be happy that their actually making a jailbreak in the first place

  356. vlD says:

    are you idiot?

  357. Random dude says:

    I Think Steve is having a great time now :P, He probably forgot the jailbreak

  358. JOHN CENA says:

    YOUR GETTING RAMMED WITH MY COCK THATS WHATS GOING ON. NOW SQUEAL BOY SQUEEAALL!!!

  359. NgTrieu says:

    wait…. waitttt

  360. JOHN CENA says:

    Nah the only joke here is that my cock was rimming ur ass before I rammed it deep inside you that it came out of your mouth

  361. darknessjon says:

    Ok i just read all that and i think the comments sections for bored people, heh, maybe it will be released whenever it comes that’s what i would say.

  362. Alkizmo says:

    While I wait, can I upgrade to 6.1 right now on iTunes and start setting up my phone?
    Or will I lose everything I did in advance when I jailbreak?

  363. CoolGuy says:

    Its already 4th February here. Come on!

  364. CoolerGuy says:

    Where are u from dipshit ?

  365. Ali says:

    soooo? where is it? i’ve waiting this for so long, i cant wait

  366. vlD says:

    Oooooh, hurry up please, i want to jailbreak my ipad :c

  367. patiencezzzzzzz says:

    Hey, show some patience with these brillant guys.
    They World hard for sure.

  368. Guest says:

    Let me know when can we expect the jailbreak……….?

  369. Guest says:

    Let us know the time of release……………………………………

  370. furious says:

    This news is a fake…

  371. Steve says:

    Riht afther I fuck your dad

  372. Steve says:

    I release just after ass to mouthing your dad

  373. Steve says:

    You mean fake like your mothers tities???

  374. vlD says:

    real Steve is not so stupid to write things like you do)

  375. Ryan C. says:

    I agree, they do world so hard. i’m worlding hard right now!

  376. Ryan C. says:

    Right after Steve fucks your dad

  377. Steve says:

    I know you’re mad for me doing your dad get over it the fucker liked it

  378. CoolerThanYou says:

    Where the hell are you from?!

  379. Ajay says:

    Hurry up with the release, don’t want to have to keep on waiting and see the 85% everytime… What’s taking them so long for them to release this thing man ????

  380. furious says:

    Your mom is a bitch, motherfucker

  381. Steve says:

    Tell me something I don’t know

  382. Bonnie says:

    Still nothing ! I’m tired of refreshing this page and evasi0n website !

  383. furious says:

    lol

  384. Steve says:

    Lol your dads ass the one thats tired

  385. furious says:

    lol

  386. AiD says:

    It is fake…

  387. Burak says:

    wait wait i can’t wait.

  388. iUser says:

    This is not fake. That website claiming to be Evasi0n website IS FAKE. Do not keep that page open regardless of your desperation to have a jailbreak. If you kept it running long enough hoping to get results you should definitively scan for malware as soon as possible.

  389. pp says:

    5 minutes to go

  390. theCOOLESTguy says:

    where the hell are you moron

  391. CoolGuy says:

    Somewhere in Asia I think haha. Its already 2.00 AM here.

  392. patiencezzzzzzz says:

    Thanks! You must have a lot of friends!

  393. FCKEDapple says:

    we still have till midnight

  394. Prawnstar69 says:

    Waiting…. Steve gonna comment but Idc!

  395. ApolPINOY says:

    dito sa pinas 2am na hahaha scam nanaman ata to like dreamjb

  396. CoolGuy says:

    Can you write something that others can understand? Seriously I don’t understand your text haha. But i bet you’re from Philipines. We’re pretty close though :D.

  397. ahaw says:

    WHY IS IT NOT OUT YET ITS FUCKING SUNDAY EVENING !!!!!! YOU FUCKERS!

  398. Umdabro ? says:

    Read my name !!

  399. bob says:

    Omg its here! gogogogogog

    tololololoololol

  400. Ali says:

    what the fuck Steve , come on man release the jailbreak

  401. zonner says:

    FAP FAP FAP

  402. Bonnie says:

    Redsn0w posted on facebook that it wont be released today ! perhaps ! they say you have to donate more ! fuck !

  403. mF says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE ALL FUCKED UP!

  404. ahaw says:

    FUUCK YOUUU EVASI00000000000000000000000NNNNNNNNNNNN

  405. steve says:

    come on don’t post a sketch of my penis just as its going inside your dad

  406. Madman says:

    Some one has too much time on there hands lol ^^^^^

  407. guest56 says:

    how much longer do we have to wait ?

  408. Ali says:

    oh come on!!!!!! hurry up!!! i want my jailbreak!!!

  409. steve says:

    you’re dad has something else than time on his hands motherfucker

  410. steve says:

    if you want i can break your anus & your dads too

  411. henrik says:

    i was told that 7:00 PM in OSLO it would be releasd, and thats about an houer ago!!!! i want the jailbreak!!!!!

  412. Jeve Stobs says:

    100% Fake, its only Promotion. next Website is comming soon……

  413. Fuck you evad3rs , fucking mother fuckers , you think you are so awesome mother fuckers ? if you didn’t do it , someone else will you stupid son of a bitches so don’t think you are awesome or something you are just a fucking bunch of ass holes that thinks they are something. either release the damn thing or get the fuck out and leave the job to someone else fucking bunch of ass holes

  414. mahlon says:

    85% so close!!!!!

  415. Burak says:

    At what time will the jailbreak?

  416. PsychoX75 says:

    LOL

    Well I guess this time the Jail warden have won. No one is breaking out of jail.
    At least not for today!
    Time to go watch Prison Break!

  417. jack says:

    i will help u i have a good online jailbrake for your ass

  418. Trriiggaa** says:

    Why is it that they posted ths on the 31, dues today and sence they uploaded it, the stupid thing hasnt moved sence the moment it was put up. This is very fake. you can tell this is fake because of this. thanks for getting all f our hopes up for nothing.

  419. Planetbeing says:

    Keep whining you little bitches no jailbreak for whining cock suckers!!!

  420. evasi0n says:

    Dear users!

    Sorry for the inconvenience! The correct release time GMT 23:30!

    Please be patient and don’t use the “father” and “fuck” words in the same sentence!

    Kind regards,
    evasi0n T34M

  421. rica says:

    we still waiting in Oslo, @pod2g already told us to wait 2 more days, they are bloody chumps…

  422. ahaw says:

    Fuck you mother fucking idiots its not sunday or it should be out already go fuck your self fucking idiots, or release it already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  423. steve says:

    o.k. then say hello too your dad. he knows ill fuck him good

  424. lkskurosaki says:

    o galera tenha calma os caras tao fazendo oq podem pra lança esse jailbreak ainda hj aposto que nem almoçaram ainda tudo isso so pra galera ter o seu iphone ipod ipad da apple desbloqueado eles tao fazendo isso de graça e vcs ainda ficam xingando o pessoal qual e vamos esperar que vai dar tudo certo.

  425. steve says:

    i fucked your dad in his bagabundo ass

  426. zonner says:

    english dude !!!!!!

  427. lkskurosaki says:

    or steve seems that you and baitola face which brother and all your father’s ass and eat it appears that your father ate right and you can only like mine.

  428. Retard says:

    99.99999%%%%%%
    It will be released in the very end of the super Sunday.if you guys don’t want to wait,throw your apple items and go to hell.

  429. steve says:

    he said hes gay and loves a good ramming from time to time and that he learned it from his father

  430. steve says:

    is your dad going to be in hell???? let me know o.k.

  431. Retard says:

    Ok guys just relax and shut the fuck off.recently We got attack from unknown sources.we are protecting Evasi0n from attack.it will be come out soon.ok pray to your god and make a fucking some wish…

  432. justauser says:

    Retard you are such a bullshit bitch, you just keep sucking my balls you ugly looking motherfucker! You are just a gay motherfucker whos got lot of issues because your dad fucked your ass every night before you went to sleep.

  433. duecebigalow says:

    HTFU!!!

  434. Burak says:

    Evasi0n you can take jailbreak for ios 6.x(quickly).

  435. Yonatan says:

    muy buen dia para sacar el jailbreak…mucha suerte y gracias por el trabajo y tiempo invertido en esto :D

  436. Ali says:

    cant wait. release it now!!!

  437. Looks like everyones going ape shit over this jailbreak settle down guys and gals it will come either way

  438. Pod2g says:

    Evasi0n will be released in te next 30 minutes please bear with us.
    Enjoy
    Evad3rs

  439. lovenation says:

    yo calm down theres no need for this kind of shit

  440. Miller says:

    Waiting :P

  441. shev says:

    waiting 2

  442. lkskurosaki says:

    espera 3

  443. retared says:

    well…do u guys know what mean Evasi0n is…so think about it…
    if u know u will scream about it..so i want to say like this.. sryyyyy Evad3rs….we never meant to hurt you…we never meant to make you cry…but tonight we will realease our jailbreak…that it :D

  444. Peter says:

    I hope it will be as good as always!

  445. Bonnie says:

    fuck Evad3rs ! EMINEM till I die :D

  446. TheGod says:

    they are too slow i have wait all day now and the web still say 85% -.-

  447. retared says:

    Damm..i’ve never seen such a idiot in my fucking whole life..

  448. Bonnie says:

    they got only 2hours and 20 minutes left on sunday !

  449. Pod2g says:

    We are having an issue with the current firmware, I can’t guarantee anything but we will try to fix this issue as soon as possible and release the jailbreak before Thursday.

    Please be patient!
    Br,
    Evad3rs

  450. retared says:

    u good man..just focus on your work..i can control Evad3rs..:D

  451. TheGod says:

    retared go suck your mom’s balls!

  452. iCoNiC says:

    Well that shit sucks doesnt seem like its gonna make its way out. meh. but some of these comments are hilarious!!!! keep them up so i can keep comin back to read them :) hope that the Evad3ers get there shit together TODAY!!!!

  453. mutt182 says:

    thursday….. before thursday….. what a waste of a day waiting :L should of followed my gut its doing 5% per day….

  454. retared says:

    just drink 5hr energy and eat couple of banana..sit back and relax..you gonna be ok..

  455. mutt182 says:

    takes Deep breath…. and calm…..

  456. retared says:

    Don’t forget to masturbate too…

  457. fuck you says:

    stfu faggot

  458. retared says:

    double asshole..

  459. CrazzyHempers says:

    LOL!!
    Hope, u dont get fucked by your iranian Government!!
    I bet, its Not Even allowed, and you could be hanged or worse!!
    U Never know what These horse-headed Morons might do….

  460. retared says:

    umm..kind of nasty

  461. filme porno says:

    I hope to wake tomorrow and see the Evasi0n ready to jb my iPhone…

  462. BON says:

    How can this possibly be fake ? Every known jailbreak website mentioned Sunday feb 3rd ! Why is this happening ?

  463. TheGod says:

    OMG we got a badass overhere ! åæø

  464. mikael says:

    no need to use such language….u benchin 4 free stuff from some else’s efforts and still u curse????!!!

  465. Retard says:

    Thats why we call Evasi0n….

  466. lovenation says:

    english mudafucker!!! do u speak it!!!

  467. iCoNiC says:

    just lost hope. for humanity

  468. Retard says:

    Have a good night… homie..

  469. Pod2g says:

    100%

    Let the JB begin

  470. mikael says:

    All good things to those who wait!!!
    Good job Evad3rs!!! i will be waiting anytime u ready to hit us wit yo best…..inner peace!!

  471. BON says:

    Hahaha getting hanged because of an iPhone jailbreak??? It’s funny how people think of our country ! No… In every apple store here u can jailbreak your apple devices ! Have you ever been in Iran ? I bet you haven’t !

  472. Retard says:

    As long as you are still alive..don’t lose hope ….tomorrow will be beautiful day..

  473. Pod2g says:

    Guys it seems like we have a little bit larger problem than we thought, it might take a week or two to fix it up. We’ll be working on it

    Br,
    Evad3rs

  474. Pod2g says:

    Did I just troll?

  475. Retard says:

    Which one is real…I’m confused..

  476. Ali says:

    WTF?! which one is real?! a week or two?! FUCK MY LIFE

  477. ahaw says:

    Why would anyone want to go to there to be blow up by some psyko who think hell get to paradise that is false?

  478. confused says:

    anyone else noticing that the “pod2g” that is posting the “bad news” has an unclickable name compared to the other “pod2g”?

  479. Peter says:

    Seriously? Before thursday? Damn, I’ve been waiting all day for this… Get your shit together! Seriously, man.

  480. Ilan says:

    You don’t need to be in Iran!!
    That Ahmenijad (I can’t even write his stupid name) will kill any one who say bad things about IRAN!!
    WOOOOOOO

  481. retared says:

    the Pod2G with highlight is fake…

  482. fuck you says:

    No shit captain obvious. fuck off

  483. Pod2g says:

    Sorry guys, but we have a big problem with the jailbreak, it might brick your device. So well have to find out what is wrong with it so we can release it, it might be a few days or weeks. But trust me we are working on it.

    Regards,
    Pod2g

  484. Oblivi0uss says:

    Hahaha if i were the real ‘pod2g’ i would really troll all you bitches out! just for my own fun xD

  485. Pod2g says:

    All pod2g is a potential troll. Including me. Refresh evasi0n’s official page for updates

  486. MagdyNawawy says:

    Please, EvaSion quickly finish it i have waiting it all day !!
    And i have for 3 hours open the website and it still 85% what this fuck :$

  487. Yoyo Yos says:

    what a convenient fucking excuse. i quit my job to get ready for this day and now look what happens. piece of shit team.

  488. confused says:

    wow the sadder thing out of this that you are devoting your life to see and stare at a blank screen waiting for something. why dont go back to letting your mom fuck you with a cucumber

  489. awf says:

    WTF is this shit, you promised to get the jailbreak ready on sunday its already monday where I live you little bitches!

  490. retared says:

    i think bugs r fixing Evasi0n..sry guys i need to go to the local grocery store and grab some insect killer.ill be back…

  491. Yoyo Yos says:

    stfu. kill yourself while your out there

  492. iCoNiC says:

    i now know that this is fake

  493. retared says:

    its not fake..just Evasi0n..:D

  494. awf says:

    RELEASE THE SHIT NOW OR ILL….. ;_;

  495. Ali says:

    You’re

  496. Yo says:

    Hope this works.

  497. Oblivi0uss says:

    Do you guys have nothing better 2 do? plz chill, when its releasd you will find out. Whats the problem if its within 1 hour or 2 days ready? the main fact is that we want a GOOD jb without probs.

  498. Inner Peace. Trolol
    Don’t worry everybody the Dragon Warrior is coming to save us all from evad3rs sonsfbitches, But before he comes he must first find his Inner Peace. Please make sure you are on the right path for your spiritual evolution for the good of all not just your ego.

  499. Ali says:

    come on!!! release it!!!

  500. retared says:

    humm interesting story.

  501. retared says:

    it will be release when u zip your mouth.

  502. Ali says:

    fuck you stupid bitch

  503. dddd says:

    STILL ON 85FUCKING% !!!!!!!!!!!11

  504. retared says:

    hundred motherfuckers cant tell me nothing..

  505. ITM says:

    Everyone chill. If this were actually Pod2g, it wouldn’t be posted here. It would be on their website or their twitter .

  506. Ali says:

    i hate that!!!

  507. Ali says:

    there are 2 “ali” the first comment was me, but the second one no.

  508. mr says:

    your studies

  509. dddd says:

    My dog is named Ali xDDDDD

  510. Lortmedlortpaa says:

    When is it really going to be released?!?!?

  511. Pod2g says:

    We actually decided to wait for iPad 4 to be released since its publishing is so close and we want to make sure the jailbreak will work on it too. Our apologizes.

    Br,
    Evad3rs

  512. mark332 says:

    HOLY SHIT!!!

    95%: Testing firmware combinations on iOS devices completed.

    Next step: Packing Jailbreak files into an executable file.

  513. dddd says:

    I am pretty sure that never, but according to real sources before thursday :X

  514. Lortmedlortpaa says:

    Is ur mom a whore?

  515. retared says:

    well u guys heard that what he say above..so just relax and go home…

  516. dddd says:

    Duck you ducking didiot

  517. karamuja says:

    Nice trolling

  518. Lortmedlortpaa says:

    Where do u see that?

  519. Lortmedlortpaa says:

    eat a dick nigger

  520. TheGod says:

    85%: First major round of testing concluded successfully on Windows and Mac. Come back soon!

  521. Hakier says:

    A polacy maj? w dupie wasz ameryka?ski :) My was rozumiemy ale wy nas juz nie :D Dlatego mamy z was tak? mega beek? :D

  522. Vic says:

    Can’t wait right now ..plz release, its 4:30 am in india here .plz

  523. zabulus says:

    100% !?

  524. mark332 says:

    guuuuuys hit CTRL + F5

  525. retared says:

    delicious one..

  526. retared says:

    its not depend on timezone..

  527. TheGod says:

    85%: First major round of testing concluded successfully on Windows and Mac. Come back soon!

  528. Victor says:

    No hacéis nada mas que decir tonterías, id a ver la superbowl y a callar, aun faltan 4 horas para que salga, no tenéis paciencia joder!!

  529. retared says:

    wat 100%% cottons?

  530. retared says:

    wat kind of shit is that victor?

  531. Isaiah lopez says:

    Is the jailbreak out yet ? I have an ipod Touch 5g on IOS 6.0.1

  532. TheGod says:

    85%: First major round of testing concluded successfully on Windows and Mac. Come back soon! come on can’t wait any more !!! :D

  533. Victor says:

    You can use Google translator, it’s simple

  534. retared says:

    i dont care wat u got.

  535. retared says:

    i think u cannot type english.

  536. Isaiah lopez says:

    you cared enough to reply, idiot.

  537. retared says:

    i just trying to make this website to stay alive.

  538. Chgobulls says:

    Won’t be long now. I would rather watch for this opposed to the not so super super bowl

  539. retared says:

    where they go..

  540. retared says:

    where they go come back

  541. MagdyNawawy says:

    Fuck u motherfucker !! :/

  542. evad3rs says:

    100%
    Ready for download on our website!

  543. JailBrake says:

    lets count to 100

    1

  544. retared says:

    show me your site

  545. Madman says:

    Still at 85%. Im sick of checking i think ill wait for morning and see how funny these comments get woth people getting tired and ratty like little babys lol

    Good night all
    Look forward to the sarcy comments below ha

  546. retared says:

    retardation.blogspot.com….right now..limited quantities

  547. besho says:

    you know guys this is a fucking idiot hack this will be not true ilove some thig have apple logo i hate it because the jailbreak ilove cydia but now f j b

  548. Ali says:

    i cant wait anymore, i will kill everyone

  549. retared says:

    relax…b4 u get jailbreak. u gonna be in jail..

  550. Ali says:

    what the hell, I’m waiting from 11 morning , how long man more

  551. Superbowlsucksass says:

    the superbowl is due to start at 1830 ET In New Orleans it is only 17:21 so there is still plenty of time all relax it will be here soon

  552. Ali says:

    I kill u first :)

  553. Ali says:

    soon ? when ?

  554. Superbowlsucksass says:

    i guess some time between now and 00:00 ET New Orleans
    i suggest you sleep if its getting late were you are and wake to jailbreak

  555. azouqa says:

    sunday is end and am still waiting

  556. Pod2g says:

    We already decided to release Jailbreak in 24 hours, please be patients, we are working hard to make this possible. Now is time to take a rest and back to our home. See you tomorrow.

    Br,
    Evad3rs

  557. __phenomonal says:

    how do you know its 85% finished??

  558. Superbowlsucksass says:

    its only 17:27 east coast USA were the Superbowl is so just wait out till morning

  559. iCoNiC says:

    Wtf they said its out and that it’s available….. Ummm bull shit!!!! Seriously who waste all there time fuckin with people…. While they sit and touch themselves while people are flippin out over this! And why did this website allow such a bull shit fake jailbreak be advertised on this website… We should be made at both not just the 1!

  560. 99%: Tests on every iOS device and firmware combinations is complete!
    Next step: Generating the keys for the SHSH Blobs emulation, Finishing the polish of the executable and Re-Signing all the Dll Files to prevent conflicting with iTunes during launching the executable.
    Stay tuned for another 2~3 Hours.

  561. TheGod says:

    it’s monday here :(

  562. Superbowlsucksass says:

    in 3 hours you reckon it will be here, were are you getting your info from mate

  563. Trriggaa** says:

    Word!

  564. Fuckjailbreak says:

    100%: We Finnished, Thank for your waste of time, this was a joke like a Dream JB. Trololololo!!

  565. RyukTehRpR says:

    ._.

  566. Apple Inc. says:

    Move please i cant wait for test jailbreak on my iphone 5s.

    Tim Cook.
    CEO Apple inc.

  567. ITM says:

    Its on evasion.com That is where the official download will be when it comes out.

  568. ITM says:

    *evasi0n.com*

  569. Braydon says:

    Thank you for the update, hope to see it tomorrow!

  570. LaChris says:

    It a fake lol
    All you loosers
    Fuck you all

  571. Madman says:

    You will eat your words in a few hours
    Hahaha
    I bet you will be one of the first trying to download fool

  572. retared says:

    Well.. jailbreaker we’ve been already waited long days ago.he also spent his fucking time to bring that shit. As long as we cant do shit like him we must be patient.he is not selling his effort that why we all must appreciate him.All we need to do is just bow down and pray to god….Amen

  573. Alina says:

    when? i’ve waiting this for the whole day… still 85fuking%

  574. retared says:

    Alina if u have any issues go fuck urself..

  575. Madman says:

    Will everyone get a grip we have all been waiting for weeks whats a few more hours even days on the grand scheme of it.
    You are all like little children and need to grow the fuck up!!!

  576. Evad3rs says:

    Please be patient, we are in superbowl, later we back to work.

  577. lito robles says:

    hmmmm

  578. iCoNiC says:

    It’s a fake

  579. Madman says:

    Its not clever to pose as pod2g or evad3rs so please get a grip, immature fuckers we all know the evad3rs dont post pon here they have twitter accounts for that nobs

  580. ClayB says:

    It’s another fake.

  581. Steve Jobs says:

    I cam bak frum da futur dethlands tu tel al ov yu tht dolan actualy jailbrokeded yur fones tummurrow k thx bai

  582. retared says:

    Well.. jailbreaker we’ve been already waited long days ago.he also spent his fucking time to bring that shit. As long as we cant do shit like him we must be patient.he is not selling his effort that why we all must appreciate him.All we need to do is just bow down and pray to god….Amen

  583. HarryBush says:

    The ice cream is not a rubber.

  584. retared says:

    yeah candy is not a ball

  585. Evad3rs says:

    Don’t cry baby girl!

  586. yoeun vanna says:

    hi i’m vanna want to need download all kind in this website

  587. de Jong says:

    and the ball it’s not candy, the ice cream cud be a ruber I guess.
    anyway it’s 4 feb guys! still wondering :)

  588. ThaFUCK says:

    Is this just another FAKE???????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!??!!!!!!??!??!?!???!!!

  589. Chgobulls says:

    Well said, I can’t agree with you more

  590. Nick says:

    I gues if there was something wrong Evasi0n would have updated everyone of a rescheduling using their FB, Twiter, and websites so that everyone wouldn’t be waiting in suspense. I’m a pretty patient guy but I like to be notified of major changes.

  591. steve says:

    fuck u and your dad motherfucker

  592. steve says:

    fuck ur dad

  593. TheGod says:

    steve shut the fuck up !

  594. Madman says:

    Get a grip child

  595. steve says:

    91% woot

  596. Madman says:

    Next step -release on the evasion web site
    Any time now keep checking

  597. steve says:

    u know who doesn’t shut up its your dad

  598. steve says:

    im cheeking ur dad motherfucker

  599. TheGod says:

    my dad is dead so mabye its your mom who can’t shut up!

  600. TheGod says:

    90%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon! :D

  601. Braydon says:

    Pretty excited. Hopefully within 3 hours!

  602. cxfcv says:

    91% until i cum in your dads ass :)

  603. xD says:

    Wiiiii now i can downloooaddd!!!!
    look!! img442.imageshack.us/img442/7800/evasi0ncomstatusdownloa.jpg

  604. steve says:

    nop im pretty sure its your old man you know what they say u just cant keep a gay man down and the worms gave the fucker up

  605. Alexander says:

    Final count down toward tomorrow’s release has begun! evad3rs on twiter!!!!

  606. Noor says:

    Months*

  607. Braydon says:

    Evad3rs put on twitter that it will be released tomorrow. Sorry everyone. If you don’t believe me go check their twitter

  608. Steven says:

    I just fucked a dad!

  609. steve says:

    of my dick in your ass

  610. Neto says:

    INCOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!
    YUHUUU!

  611. Chgobulls says:

    90%

    Getting closer

  612. TheGod says:

    OMG we got a badass overhere OMG !

  613. iCoNiC says:

    TOMORROW?!?!?! It doesn’t matter tomorrow they said TODAY!!!!! SUNDAY NOT MONDAY!!!!! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER STOP WITH THE FALE BULL SHIT!

  614. steve says:

    of my dick in your ass

  615. Braydon says:

    Apparently they hit a few more errors than expected.

  616. steve says:

    keep on fucking dads

  617. steve says:

    i hit your dad matherfucker

  618. vikiliki says:

    Tommorow? This means Monday or Tuesday? It depends in which time zone are they, if it’s still Sunday there or it’s Monday.

  619. Chgobulls says:

    91%

  620. Chgobulls says:

    Damn that sounds hot, I’d like that. ;)

  621. vikiliki says:

    Yep, it means Tuesday, it’s alread Monday where they live.

    evad3rs ?@evad3rs
    Final count down toward tomorrow’s release has begun!

    4:20 PM – 3 Feb 13

  622. steve says:

    are you a dad????? if yes PM me

  623. renz says:

    No homo please…unless you’re a chick.

  624. Steven says:

    And now i’m going 2 fuck a cow! HOLY COW, did I just say that?!

  625. Chgobulls says:

    I’ll return the favor by sticking my cock in your mothers fat snatch

  626. steve says:

    of my dick in ur mouth

  627. TheGod says:

    91%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

    Next step: Release!

  628. steve says:

    i didn’t know u knew the old bitch sorry for the std she gave u man

  629. steve says:

    ill make u a bitch my bitch

  630. steve says:

    yes release my load on your face

  631. uzair says:

    where is fucking jailbreak

  632. iCoNiC says:

    There all lies people!!! Your all being played like fools

  633. steve says:

    spicing things up are we go for it

  634. steve says:

    just like ur dad

  635. Madman says:

    How cleverc are you. We are all so impressed with yor come backs
    Get a fucking life you childish wanker!!!!

  636. steve says:

    in my dick u going to suck it out or what

  637. spazzy says:

    website says 91% btw. should be soon.

  638. Steven says:

    Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me anally.

  639. TheGod says:

    get a life ! for the last time my dad is dead and mabye you should go to bed or something

  640. steve says:

    ur dad is getting played fool

  641. It's A Catapillar says:

    Are they lies really cause I feel like I’m being played

  642. steve says:

    o.k. ur right im going to lay down with ur dads corpse i kind of like the way the worms feel on my dick

  643. steve says:

    if u want i can play u if ur a dad are u????

  644. TheGod says:

    91%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

    Next step: Release!

  645. gustavo says:

    almost here :D

  646. ITM says:

    They wanted a release around today. Nothing was ever stated as a release date.

  647. Derp says:

    DAD is dad u?!?
    91% deek in da mooith?

  648. Derp says:

    I LIKE DAD kakqa

  649. gustavo says:

    play with me

  650. Ali says:

    u guys are fucked , sleep , fuck that jailbreak , !

  651. Ali says:

    i wanna fuck someone , why ?

  652. Ali says:

    it wasnt me , sorry guys

  653. gustavo says:

    do me

  654. steve says:

    it was u motherfucker

  655. gustavo says:

    gtfo

  656. steve says:

    im going to fuck ur dad

  657. gustavo says:

    well your going to have to do me first in order to do him

  658. steve says:

    4 real well o.k. then

  659. steve says:

    alleluia

  660. lkskurosaki says:

    ele nunca mentiram no twitter do pod2g tem dizendo que poderia ser lançado antes de domingo, domingo ou depois de domingo

  661. steve says:

    English motherfucker do u speak it

  662. tomyyyy says:

    91% completed!

  663. Alencfc7 says:

    Planetbeing just tweeted that the release is tomorrow so be patient ..

  664. lkskurosaki says:

    vai tomar no cu fuck you ass son of a bitch

  665. Steve says:

    Steve, I want you to cum in my hairy fat ass. (PS: I’m a dad)

  666. Steve says:

    Why aren’t you replying? :(

  667. tomyyyy says:

    it will be released tomorrow, good night

  668. steve says:

    fucking ragheads

  669. Custom says:

    Where do you people see 91%? On their website it says 85% and its been that way for a long time

  670. steve says:

    fuck u motherfucker

  671. TheGod says:

    92%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

  672. steve says:

    92% fuckers

  673. steve says:

    fuck u god

  674. iCoNiC says:

    It’s all a god damn lie!!!! I’m trying to tell you right now people its a fake!!! There just keeping you around!!!!

  675. steve says:

    u mean like your mothers fake titties there just for keeping ur dad around

  676. retared says:

    ok guys Its gonna release in 10mins……stay there..don’t lose your hope..god bless you…

  677. steve says:

    fuck god and fuck u and i will fuck ur dad o.k.

  678. retared says:

    don’t forget to wear condom

  679. steve says:

    what is condom?????

  680. retared says:

    its like gum u can chew it.

  681. steve says:

    ur a real retard some one fucked with u there not for chewing hahaha u stupid retard

  682. retared says:

    ok i don’t mind ur grammar.

  683. steve says:

    the only thing u don’t have to mind is my dick in ur mouth retard

  684. retared says:

    hundred mother fuckers can tell me nothing..whatever dude…inner peace..

  685. steve says:

    hahaha my dick in ur inner ass

  686. retared says:

    nothing can change an idiot mind.

  687. steve says:

    then why u keep trying ?????

  688. jAyDeE says:

    Oh tuadee oye

  689. retared says:

    i wasnt trying anything….u r just shouting like a baby who looking for tities to suck…

  690. retared says:

    now i know u r idiot sucker…

  691. steve says:

    your dad says hi motherfucker

  692. retared says:

    is that all u can say?…thats boring homie..try to impress me..

  693. steve says:

    i don’t have to impress u retard I’m only interested in ur dad witch by the way hes sucking my dick hahahha

  694. fkjfhsdo says:

    92% WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  695. Custom says:

    Fuck you verymuch

  696. Muslim says:

    how long moreeeee

  697. Steve's dad says:

    Steve my dear son, you need to quit trolling the forums, you’ve been a it all day, it’s way past your bed time little youngster you <3

  698. hess says:

    92%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

    Next step: Release!

  699. steve says:

    but there are still a lot of dads i can fuck and remember that tomorrow i don’t have to go to school, so shut ur fucking mouth and u may be fucked as well

  700. ITM says:

    Being released at 11 tomorrow morning central time. (set time forward on evasi0n.com to see it)

  701. steve says:

    i will release my load on ur face

  702. Steve's dad says:

    Quit being a little faggot and go to bed, I don’t care that you have school, I want you to go to bed so I can torment you, out of 31k people + you’ve some how managed to embarrass me and your other daddy, now quit it! Or ill get that belt and beat your bitch ass like I should have before I let you do this to me.

  703. steve says:

    naaa u do that wile i fuck ur dad

  704. steve says:

    haha your old and slow old man i left the belt in ur ass last night don’t u remember u old wanker

  705. hess says:

    fuck u

  706. steve says:

    o.k. but first i unload in ur face motherfucker

  707. Steve's dad says:

    Son…

  708. doffie says:

    85%: First major round of testing concluded successfully on Windows and Mac. Come back soon!

  709. steve says:

    bet u felt the buckle u old fucker hahahaha

  710. steve says:

    u a dad motherfucker ??????

  711. Steve's dad says:

    Son what the hell, you made your dad run away crying, you rotten spoiled Britt fag, go back to 4chan you /b/ehemoth!

  712. steve says:

    u know i only became a fag because i fucked ur old ass motherfucker remember u had to go to the doctor to stop ur assbleding hahaha

  713. Steve's dad says:

    This is your biological mother Steve, now both your dads are crying, and they sent me to beat you, turn your but around NOW!

  714. steve says:

    so the fagots finally call the ho out well mom don’t make me kick u in your fake ass titties and bend over let me fuck that ass mom

  715. retared says:

    oh poor my little steve…every words u r saying include the word “dad”…i know ur feeling that u were born without knowing ur dad ask ur mama that who fuck her…she will know exactly..my dear…

  716. Steve's dad says:

    I’m his biological mother, his dads left because of his rude hatred… They just can’t handle him :( I miss them so badly, they both where excellent dads…

  717. steve says:

    nop the old bag got fucked by so many not even larry povich can find the fucker so shut ur fucking mouth and open ur anus

  718. steve says:

    but i fuck u better right mom

  719. retared says:

    oh poor steve..ur mama will tell u.

  720. steve says:

    hahahha you fucking fagot u want dick in ur mouth fagot

  721. retared says:

    oh jailbreakers forgive about himm. he was raised by foster-care without knowing his dad thats why he still yelling about his motherfucker dad…

  722. well... says:

    Im a dad…? :) hes one year old

  723. Real Asian says:

    Lol.. this comment section has become a very funny shit!

  724. steve says:

    the only one yelling is you’re dad and hes yelling my name u retard want to join him?????

  725. Real Asian says:

    When is the Jailbreak gonna come out neway????? Tired of checking the web once every 5 mins!

  726. steve says:

    u wanna get fucked????

  727. Victor says:

    Todos soys unos maricones chupa pollas, si dicen mañana es mañana, 24h enteritas, que no entienden? americanos de los cojones! A dormir que ya no espero mas!! See you gays!!

  728. steve says:

    well just check every 2 weeks motherfucker

  729. RAAC says:

    Will be 100% after the SuperBowl!!!!!

    Go 49ers!!!!

  730. steve says:

    tu dad sucks mi pene and he screams my nombre fuck u spanish fuck

  731. retared says:

    forgive him.he has no chance to be a dad and to have a dad..my foster child.

  732. steve says:

    hahaha you’re funny retard walking away dripping cum from ur ass

  733. retared says:

    see steve is expecting everyone to be his motherfucker dad….

  734. steve says:

    u my dad??????

  735. retared says:

    sry about that i didn’t fuck ur mom..

  736. Victor says:

    Mi dad, se folla tu ass like a fucking bull, patán!

  737. steve says:

    fuck u and you’re 49ers

  738. retared says:

    but u can be my adopted child..son of a bitch..

  739. steve says:

    u sure u didn’t fuck the old bag

  740. steve says:

    o.k. dad u do know i fuck dads right

  741. RMesozhnik says:

    so slow…….

  742. steve says:

    hahaha u have a fucked economy ur fucked hahaha no need to fuck u more

  743. retared says:

    A child cant fuck his own father coz..their body make from their dad sperm..

  744. retared says:

    actually u r my fucked child….

  745. steve says:

    this coming from a retard how you think u came about u mother fucker

  746. steve says:

    o.k. so that means you’re so fucked motherfucker

  747. retared says:

    dont be upset baby. its true..ur mom knew it.. now everbody know it..

  748. Bonnie says:

    Ok… I’m awake ! Still no fucking jailbreak !

  749. steve says:

    hahaha the old bag knows dick literally only knows dick hahahah

  750. retared says:

    goodmorning..wash ur face first and have some breakfast..its gonna release in 10mins….i promise i swear..

  751. steve says:

    im sorry did my dick in ur ass woke u up ?????

  752. steve says:

    hey dad need lunch money

  753. retared says:

    son have some respect to ur mama

  754. DinMor says:

    retared i think steve is gay :D he talks about ass dicks and dads he is a no lifere :D

  755. steve says:

    fuck u bonnie

  756. steve says:

    fuck the cunt and fuck u dad

  757. retared says:

    sry about that guys i told him already but he still totally at sea…my apologizes

  758. steve says:

    and dont forget no lunch money u motherfucker

  759. RAAC says:

    Great!!! 93%!!!!

    More 7 minutes!!!!

  760. retared says:

    sry about him bonnie i told him already but he still totally at sea….i know he is bastard..who care..

  761. Steve's dad says:

    *GASP* for once you didn’t say both your fathers name in vain, they both are over joyed!

  762. Bonnie says:

    Fuck you Steve ! You have sleep disorder ? How can you possibly be awake now ? You’re here about 24 hours fucking every body’s dad.maybe you’re not that fucking Steve who started all of this shit at the first place :))

  763. Bonnie says:

    I like you :) thanks.

  764. retared says:

    thats amazed me bonnie..lol

  765. steve says:

    dad fuck u wheres my lunch money?????

  766. retared says:

    dont forget to suck ur own dad dick b4 u get some motherfucker’s money….thats deal…

  767. steve says:

    u old man i know what u want my dick u wanker

  768. LeGeNDz JB says:

    That was your first good burn of the night!

  769. steve says:

    give me a break mom

  770. retared says:

    yeah he is kind of crazy motherfucker bastard gay..kind of..

  771. steve says:

    i was just kidding about ur fake titties

  772. steve says:

    dad need lunch money u motherfucker

  773. retared says:

    how dare u say like ur own mom..actually u r come from her ass..she can break ur tiny little penis at any time..u be foolish..think about it…

  774. Trolololo says:

    ingen problem fuckhoved!

  775. æøå says:

    tal dog pænt lille barn og gå i seng

  776. retared says:

    i like u too babe…:D

  777. steve says:

    the only thing she can break is the bench u mother fucker fuck u and her fat ass

  778. Trolololo says:

    Trolololo taber

  779. æøå says:

    siger du, du sidder bag en skærm og spiller smart?? har du problemer eller hvad eller har du mistet sutten

  780. Trolololo says:

    uhh du sej nu hva?

  781. retared says:

    whatever son oneday u will know..make ur dad proud…

  782. æøå says:

    har jeg sagt det nej godt tag dig sammen bette ven ;) du er ikke noget

  783. steve says:

    damm right u old wanker ur going to feel my pride in ur ass

  784. Bonnie says:

    Final 7 percent will ruin our another day !!!

  785. VinnyP says:

    Steves A FAGGOT

  786. Trolololo says:

    hahahaha, du er sku da helt til grin, gå i seng bøsserøv

    TROLOLOLOLO

  787. steve says:

    if u want i can wake u up by pressing my rod in ur ass

  788. steve says:

    shhhh kep it on the low down u mother fucker

  789. retared says:

    u r choosing wrong way son..the hellfire will burn in ur deep asshole…without letting u scream..

  790. æøå says:

    et jeg er voksen to bøsse nej det er jeg ikke min kæreste hedder lisa og du kommer til gellerup i århus så du færdig så kom nu bette ven

  791. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  792. steve says:

    jesus crist u little motherfucker

  793. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  794. steve says:

    u know i became a fagot by fucking ur dad right

  795. steve says:

    u a dad yet ??????

  796. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  797. steve says:

    u didn’t answer my question are u a dad ??????

  798. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  799. steve says:

    what no answer is it because ur riming some fucker??????

  800. steve says:

    so u are a dad want me to fuck u ???

  801. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  802. steve says:

    ur riming ur dad ?????

  803. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  804. steve says:

    can i join in?????

  805. Trolololo says:

    Uhhhhh… nu er du endnu sejere!
    Du ter dig som en på 10, og kan ikke finde ud af simpel tegnsætning?
    Gætter på du er 13, og ikke har fået hår på karamellen endnu.

  806. æøå says:

    det sku mange år siden jeg var 13 år, og en karamel det var ikke det jeg havde sidst jeg kiggede der var der en pik og du har nada niks liv

  807. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  808. retared says:

    forgive about him hes just bastard… kind of…

  809. Bonnie says:

    Trust me it’s gonna stuck on 93 for like another 24 hours!

  810. retared says:

    i trust u babe…

  811. steve says:

    u need me to bring anything??????

  812. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  813. steve says:

    fuck u weres my lunch money u mother fucker

  814. steve says:

    fuck u both mom and dad fuck u

  815. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  816. alllah says:

    Bliv lige lidt mere voksen end at kalde folk for bøsserøve og andet i den stil, du kan jo ikke være andet end en low lifer som sidder i sin mors kælder med bumser over hele fjæset mens du sidder og rykker den af til justin bieber og alle twilight filmene (men kun når Edward er på) fordi du vil ikke være ham utro.. Get a freaking life…

  817. steve says:

    u want another fagot ????

  818. retared says:

    where my pleasure..suck my dick first.

  819. steve says:

    does ur dad have a tight hole?????

  820. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  821. steve says:

    o.k. dad pull it out

  822. retared says:

    son at least u should repect ur own parent.ur mom feed u her own titie’s milk ur dad let u suck his own penis…

  823. steve says:

    does it stink?????

  824. steve says:

    dad u know the was nothing but plastic on them titties so fuck u for fucking her and fuck her for having no titties with milk

  825. Sam says:

    Why are there so much people that want to fuck one another?

  826. Nigger says:

    eat grundle butter bitch

  827. Pod2g says:

    Should be soon!
    Almost at 100%, only a few more errors left in the few firmwares we are testing.
    Should only be about 4-5 hours!

    Br,
    Evad3rs

  828. retared says:

    yeah my penis going to move to ur mouth..

  829. steve says:

    English motherfucker do u speak it

  830. Nigger says:

    stfu dumb faggot

  831. retared says:

    u good man.. actually its already finished..i know u let them wait..haha

  832. steve says:

    ur penis the one u have in a jar ur post op right????

  833. TheGod says:

    so many errors :(

  834. steve says:

    are u a dad?????

  835. retared says:

    yes.im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad…who care

  836. steve says:

    fuck u dad u didn’t game any lunch money

  837. retared says:

    just bow down infront of ur dad and make a fucking wish….i gonna have some bucks.

  838. steve says:

    u old wanker u took ur viagra pill didn’t u o.k. i will play ur game butt im not going to rim u mother fucker o.k.

  839. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  840. retared says:

    whatever son….oneday u will know how u fucked up…make a wish..

  841. steve says:

    pm me your address mother fucker so we can fuck ur dad together

  842. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  843. steve says:

    if i wish upon ur anus dad will it come true or will i just come

  844. steve says:

    waiting for the address

  845. Pod2g says:

    Download up!
    Everyone go to evasi0n.com!

    Br,
    Evad3rs

  846. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  847. steve says:

    are u a dad????

  848. steve says:

    so which one ur answers are confusing

  849. retared says:

    pray to god son…u r about fucked up…make sure ur Anal wide open

  850. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  851. steve says:

    that sounds nasty daddy

  852. steve says:

    u want me to fuck u ?????

  853. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad

  854. Sicario 5.7 says:

    is not yet available jaja is it cause the 49ers lost jajaj

  855. steve says:

    dad i fucked u already want another go at it?????

  856. steve says:

    are u a dad?????

  857. retared says:

    no u r being fucked up soon…wide open u r asshole….

  858. zreal says:

    any update dude?

  859. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad…

  860. steve says:

    no fuck u dad i just remembered u fucked me with my moms titties not having milk u mother fucker so fuck u

  861. Sicario 5.7 says:

    Update:

    evasi0n jailbreak could be released at 12 noon EST tomorrow

  862. steve says:

    fuck u dad

  863. steve says:

    fuck ur ass with a baseball bat

  864. mintok says:

    stfu bitch

  865. retared says:

    whatever son oneday u will know how u fucked up…pray to god…wide open ur asshole….

  866. retared says:

    why baseball bat..u have ur own big nasty dad penis..

  867. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad

  868. steve says:

    u old wanker i know ur game u want me to get mad and fuck u up right u old wanker u

  869. steve says:

    dad remember ur post op

  870. steve says:

    are u a dad?????

  871. retared says:

    i only remember u r being fucked up…pray to god…make sure ur ass wide open..

  872. steve says:

    i know dad wheres my lunch money u old wanker

  873. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad

  874. steve says:

    dad i think u need ur meds

  875. steve says:

    and i still need my lunch money

  876. retared says:

    the only i need is ur asshole son…pray to god…

  877. Bjørn says:

    What the fuck is the point of this comment?

  878. retared says:

    i still need u to suck my penis son…..

  879. steve says:

    u know what fuck god fuck u and fuck mom

  880. steve says:

    fuck that dad its in a jar ur sick take ur meds

  881. retared says:

    i only know u r being fucked up by ur dad….

  882. steve says:

    with a dildo or ?????

  883. retared says:

    as long as i need ur ass..im good son…pray to god…make sure ur ass open wide..

  884. steve says:

    o.k. dad can mom join in????

  885. retared says:

    u and me and ur asshole is good to go..son..

  886. osama bin laden says:

    We all are waiting for this historic big thing

  887. steve says:

    o.k. dad did u take the blue pills ?????

  888. Trolololo says:

    New comment .. TROLOLOLOLO

  889. retared says:

    i have my own strength son….pray to god…wide open ur asshole…

  890. Trolololo says:

    Utroligt, du siger det er mig der er low life, men det er dig der kan alle navne på twilight ?

  891. steve says:

    better take the pills remember what happen last time no show from ur pecker old man

  892. osama bin laden says:

    18 more minutes until jailbreak!!!!!

  893. zreal says:

    yeah…it think its on final testing…

  894. retared says:

    as long as u suck my penis ull be good…..sonn…

  895. Muzammil says:

    Really waiting for this,,,,, if not today so what?

  896. retared says:

    its about to release in 10mins.. pls be patient..

  897. steve says:

    come on dad u know that’s not true so take ur fucking pills

  898. retared says:

    its true its true..son believe it or not..who care…pray to god…open wide ur asshole..son..

  899. steve says:

    my load is about to release in ur face dad

  900. steve says:

    o.k. dad i know ur game u want me to unload on to you right

  901. retared says:

    i already loaded to ur face son….pray to god…

  902. retared says:

    hell no son.. i already did on u…god bless u..

  903. steve says:

    so then im next to unload in ur face dad and fuck god fuck him and his fucking dad

  904. steve says:

    so im next on ur face u wanker

  905. retared says:

    i already finished son…..if u want to suck again,go fuck urself son…god bless u..

  906. Custom says:

    I see it too :) I hope when I wake tomorrow it will be released.

  907. retared says:

    u have no chance son…just load to ur face again.. pray to god..son

  908. steve says:

    no dad i will fuck u next so bring ur smelly anus over here and accept ur god

  909. Custom says:

    And just to let u know its only 11:50pm where I’m at

  910. steve says:

    ur one sick bastard dad but i love the way u take it in the ass

  911. retared says:

    dont be silly son..everybody know u r being raped..son…the only option is to pray to god son…always remember to wide open ur asshole son..

  912. retared says:

    i like the way u wide open ur asshole son..god bless u..son

  913. steve says:

    dad ur silly how in hell does a fagot gets rape u are stupid dad and fuck u your god and don’t forget mom

  914. steve says:

    im hard dad stretch ur ass

  915. retared says:

    mom was always in heaven..only ur dad come down to hell to fuck u son…god bless u…son

  916. steve says:

    well fuck u and ur 93% u motherfucker by the way u a dad??????

  917. steve says:

    I’m a fucking retard with a dick so small, Asians fucking laugh at me for being small. I love being spanked by daddies with bald hair. I need my iphone jailbreaked to watch dad-on-dad porn!!!!

  918. retared says:

    it wont work son..my penis was already in ur asshold son..pray to god…son

  919. steve says:

    so i fucked a ghost fuck yea

  920. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad..

  921. steve says:

    dad im going to skull fuck u

  922. retared says:

    as long as we are fucking u wont get ur jailbreak son…pray to god…make sure to open wide ur asshole..son

  923. steve says:

    dad ur a ghost that i fucked

  924. retared says:

    im not ghost son..im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad son…god bless u..son

  925. retared says:

    u can fuck ghost son…u r being fucked by ur own dad…thats true..son..god bless u..son

  926. steve says:

    fuck u both and u cant say my dick is small remember u were choking on it by the way fuck ur god to and don’t forget mom

  927. steve says:

    if that is true u have no matter so what did u unload?????

  928. steve says:

    my dead dad so ur a ghost

  929. retared says:

    the actual sucker is u son….pray to god…the only god can help u..after u fucked up…

  930. steve says:

    fuck ur god dad and u

  931. retared says:

    whatever son….just keeping sucking my penis..son…god bless u..son..

  932. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad son..

  933. steve says:

    hahahaha u have a ghost penis hahahahaha

  934. steve says:

    I’m a perverted red hair Japanese with 6 fingers. I suck my own dick all the time becuz no dad’s willing to fuck me.

  935. steve says:

    i fucked a ghost ahahahahah

  936. retared says:

    how dare u say to ur god son…only he can help u after being fucked up.. son.. keep pray to god son..

  937. steve says:

    and i fuck ur god

  938. retared says:

    u should put ur dick to ur asshole son…god bless u..son…

  939. retared says:

    r u serious son?im still fucking ur asshole..son…pray to god..son..

  940. god says:

    Who’s ur daddy? Steve. I’m ur daddy

  941. steve says:

    u know it doesn’t reach it dad so fuck u and don’t forget about my lunch money

  942. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad..

  943. VinnyP says:

    94%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

  944. steve says:

    ur my daddy?????

  945. retared says:

    so my dick can reach son…god bless u…son..

  946. steve says:

    hahaha u have a ghost dick u silly dad so fuck u

  947. retared says:

    no my ur only fucking motherfucker’s dad…

  948. god says:

    Yah, I’m gon fuck u til u flatline

  949. retared says:

    i already fucking u son..dont know…pray to god…

  950. steve says:

    hahahha im tired of fucking my mother fucking dad on his mother fucking ass

  951. steve says:

    is mom a ghost too dad ???

  952. steve says:

    u don’t make any sense dad did u forget to take ur pills u old wanker

  953. steve says:

    so im going to be a ghost like daddy?????

  954. retared says:

    i told u son i have my own strength…just relax and feel ur asshole…god bless u..son

  955. retared says:

    no son im the only one ur motherfucker’s dad…son.. pray to god..son..

  956. steve says:

    dad im going to fuck u up good

  957. steve says:

    dad wheres my lunch money????

  958. retared says:

    only after u fucked up son…pray to god..son..

  959. steve says:

    butt i fucked ur ghost dad

  960. retared says:

    u cant fuck back to ghost son.. god bless u .. son

  961. steve says:

    fuck u and ur 94% motherfucker

  962. steve says:

    why not dad ????

  963. retared says:

    i already did son……pray to god son

  964. retared says:

    suck my dick first son…god bless u.. son..

  965. steve says:

    u mean i fucked u and ur god ????

  966. steve says:

    butt u dint take the blue pills u wanker

  967. retared says:

    im still fuckin son…god blss u.. son..

  968. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  969. retared says:

    fuck u son…god bless u..son..

  970. retared says:

    i still fucking son…..god bless u.. son

  971. steve says:

    can i join the fucking????

  972. steve says:

    then u did take the blu pill dad u mother fucker

  973. retared says:

    coz im ur motherfucker’s dad …son.. pray to god..son

  974. steve says:

    ur still sucking dad

  975. steve says:

    then fuck u dad and ur fucking god too

  976. retared says:

    fuck u too son…god bless u..son..

  977. steve says:

    no fuck u dad and mom and ur god

  978. darknessjon says:

    if you think about it about every hour and a half it raises 1% just pointing that out there

  979. retared says:

    i dont need to son..im ur motherfucker’s dad..god bless u.. son..

  980. mintok says:

    stfu bitch

  981. Steve says:

    I love daddies, but I love Justin Bieber better

  982. steve says:

    hahahah no fuck u dad and give me lunch money u wanker

  983. retared says:

    just let me finish fucking son.. god bless u…son..

  984. steve says:

    omg i do hes so cute

  985. steve says:

    u old wanker

  986. retared says:

    u should love ur motherfucker’s dad son..pray to god..son..

  987. steve says:

    no dad fuck im going to fuck u after i fuck ur god

  988. retared says:

    i know u being fucked up son…god bless u…son…

  989. steve says:

    dad im busy fucking ur god

  990. retared says:

    just suck ur dad dick first son..pray to god….son…

  991. steve says:

    No, I mean a 90yr-old Chinese with albino

  992. retared says:

    so still suck ur dad dick son…pray to god..son…

  993. steve says:

    ur next dad here comes the rod

  994. steve says:

    ur next dad here comes the ram rod

  995. retared says:

    he can fuck ur asshole son beware son… god bles u..son…

  996. darknessjon says:

    wow such anger i was jut giving you an idea on when it may be released, about every hour to 2 hours it will raise 1%

  997. steve says:

    fuck them 2

  998. retared says:

    whatever happen son..ur dad promise to still fuck u son…..god bless u..son….

  999. steve says:

    dad suck my balls

  1000. retared says:

    dont invite to fuck u son…..beware..son..pray to god..son…

  1001. steve says:

    dad let me finish fucking ur god o.k.

  1002. retared says:

    im the only one ur motherfucker’s dad son..god bless u … son….

  1003. steve says:

    dad im fucking ur god ur next o.k.

  1004. retared says:

    its not finish fucking son 94%%…pray to god son….

  1005. steve says:

    im cumming on ur god dad

  1006. steve says:

    butt dad im cumming in ur god

  1007. retared says:

    wrong son..im the only ur motherfucker still fucking ur aashole dad son…pray to god…son…

  1008. retared says:

    just swallow son…its good for u son….i deep come from ur dad testicle son…pray to god..son..

  1009. DIAM7 says:

    DIAM 9 7 la ham ka chan nia ma hai o0o

  1010. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  1011. steve says:

    ur silly dad ur being fucked and don’t even know it u wanker wheres my lunch money

  1012. retared says:

    just swallow son….it come from ur dad testicle….son… god bless u.son…

  1013. steve says:

    u dint pm me ur address u wanker fuck u

  1014. retared says:

    after being suck ur own dad’s testicle.. u gonna have some bucks son.. pray to god…son….

  1015. steve says:

    hahahah u silly ghost dad so fuck u

  1016. VinnyP says:

    ok FAGGOT

  1017. retared says:

    as long as im fucking my own son who need address to have…pray to god and still suck ur dad testicles son…..

  1018. steve says:

    fuck u dad and fuck ur dad and ur dads dad and so on fuck them all

  1019. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad son….god bless u ..son….

  1020. retared says:

    dont be shy son.. just keep sucking ur dad’s testicle son…its good for u son..pray to god..sonn….

  1021. retared says:

    yeah im ur fucking motherfucker’s dad son..god bless u.. son…

  1022. retared says:

    u cant basterd son..god bless u son…..

  1023. retared says:

    u just suck my ball son..god bless u. son….

  1024. retared says:

    no fuck u son..god bless u son….

  1025. retared says:

    i still fucking u son..god bless u son…

  1026. steve says:

    hahahah

  1027. Alencfc7 says:

    Wow didn’t know there were so many dumbasses on this blog… Kinda sad you have nothing better to do than to say you wanna fuck each other ..really sad

  1028. steve says:

    hahahahahah all ur dads asses belong to me

  1029. TheGod says:

    94%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

    Next step: Release! :D

  1030. retared says:

    Great!!! 93%!!!!

    More 7 minutes!!!!
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:23 am

    any update dude?
    Reply
    osama bin laden says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:37 am

    We all are waiting for this historic big thing
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:41 am

    yeah…it think its on final testing…
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:23 am

    say my name !
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:31 am

    ingen problem fuckhoved!
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    tal dog pænt lille barn og gå i seng
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    Trolololo taber
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:33 am

    siger du, du sidder bag en skærm og spiller smart?? har du problemer eller hvad eller har du mistet sutten
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:34 am

    uhh du sej nu hva?
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:35 am

    har jeg sagt det nej godt tag dig sammen bette ven ;) du er ikke noget
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:39 am

    hahahaha, du er sku da helt til grin, gå i seng bøsserøv

    TROLOLOLOLO
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:40 am

    et jeg er voksen to bøsse nej det er jeg ikke min kæreste hedder lisa og du kommer til gellerup i århus så du færdig så kom nu bette ven
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:51 am

    Uhhhhh… nu er du endnu sejere!
    Du ter dig som en på 10, og kan ikke finde ud af simpel tegnsætning?
    Gætter på du er 13, og ikke har fået hår på karamellen endnu.
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:54 am

    det sku mange år siden jeg var 13 år, og en karamel det var ikke det jeg havde sidst jeg kiggede der var der en pik og du har nada niks liv
    Reply
    alllah says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:57 am

    Bliv lige lidt mere voksen end at kalde folk for bøsserøve og andet i den stil, du kan jo ikke være andet end en low lifer som sidder i sin mors kælder med bumser over hele fjæset mens du sidder og rykker den af til justin bieber og alle twilight filmene (men kun når Edward er på) fordi du vil ikke være ham utro.. Get a freaking life…
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:40 am

    Utroligt, du siger det er mig der er low life, men det er dig der kan alle navne på twilight ?
    Bjørn says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:31 am

    im still fucking u son…god bless u .sonnnn….

  1031. Nick says:

    Trolls!!

  1032. retared says:

    Great!!! 93%!!!!

    More 7 minutes!!!!
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:23 am

    any update dude?
    Reply
    osama bin laden says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:37 am

    We all are waiting for this historic big thing
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:41 am

    yeah…it think its on final testing…
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:23 am

    say my name !
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:31 am

    ingen problem fuckhoved!
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    tal dog pænt lille barn og gå i seng
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    Trolololo taber
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:33 am

    siger du, du sidder bag en skærm og spiller smart?? har du problemer eller hvad eller har du mistet sutten
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:34 am

    uhh du sej nu hva?
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:35 am

    har jeg sagt det nej godt tag dig sammen bette ven ;) du er ikke noget
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:39 am

    hahahaha, du er sku da helt til grin, gå i seng bøsserøv

    TROLOLOLOLO
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:40 am

    et jeg er voksen to bøsse nej det er jeg ikke min kæreste hedder lisa og du kommer til gellerup i århus så du færdig så kom nu bette ven
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:51 am

    Uhhhhh… nu er du endnu sejere!
    Du ter dig som en på 10, og kan ikke finde ud af simpel tegnsætning?
    Gætter på du er 13, og ikke har fået hår på karamellen endnu.
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:54 am

    det sku mange år siden jeg var 13 år, og en karamel det var ikke det jeg havde sidst jeg kiggede der var der en pik og du har nada niks liv
    Reply
    alllah says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:57 am

    Bliv lige lidt mere voksen end at kalde folk for bøsserøve og andet i den stil, du kan jo ikke være andet end en low lifer som sidder i sin mors kælder med bumser over hele fjæset mens du sidder og rykker den af til justin bieber og alle twilight filmene (men kun når Edward er på) fordi du vil ikke være ham utro.. Get a freaking life…
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:40 am

    Utroligt, du siger det er mig der er low life, men det er dig der kan alle navne på twilight ?
    Bjørn says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:31 am

    fuck u son go suck my dick first son..god bless u ..son….

  1033. retared says:

    Great!!! 93%!!!!

    More 7 minutes!!!!
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:23 am

    any update dude?
    Reply
    osama bin laden says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:37 am

    We all are waiting for this historic big thing
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:41 am

    yeah…it think its on final testing…
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:23 am

    say my name !
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:31 am

    ingen problem fuckhoved!
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    tal dog pænt lille barn og gå i seng
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    Trolololo taber
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:33 am

    siger du, du sidder bag en skærm og spiller smart?? har du problemer eller hvad eller har du mistet sutten
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:34 am

    uhh du sej nu hva?
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:35 am

    har jeg sagt det nej godt tag dig sammen bette ven ;) du er ikke noget
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:39 am

    hahahaha, du er sku da helt til grin, gå i seng bøsserøv

    TROLOLOLOLO
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:40 am

    et jeg er voksen to bøsse nej det er jeg ikke min kæreste hedder lisa og du kommer til gellerup i århus så du færdig så kom nu bette ven
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:51 am

    Uhhhhh… nu er du endnu sejere!
    Du ter dig som en på 10, og kan ikke finde ud af simpel tegnsætning?
    Gætter på du er 13, og ikke har fået hår på karamellen endnu.
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:54 am

    det sku mange år siden jeg var 13 år, og en karamel det var ikke det jeg havde sidst jeg kiggede der var der en pik og du har nada niks liv
    Reply
    alllah says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:57 am

    Bliv lige lidt mere voksen end at kalde folk for bøsserøve og andet i den stil, du kan jo ikke være andet end en low lifer som sidder i sin mors kælder med bumser over hele fjæset mens du sidder og rykker den af til justin bieber og alle twilight filmene (men kun når Edward er på) fordi du vil ikke være ham utro.. Get a freaking life…
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:40 am

    Utroligt, du siger det er mig der er low life, men det er dig der kan alle navne på twilight ?
    Bjørn says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:31 am

    fuck u son go suck my dick first son..god bless u ..son….

  1034. retared says:

    Great!!! 93%!!!!

    More 7 minutes!!!!
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:23 am

    any update dude?
    Reply
    osama bin laden says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:37 am

    We all are waiting for this historic big thing
    Reply
    zreal says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:41 am

    yeah…it think its on final testing…
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:23 am

    say my name !
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:31 am

    ingen problem fuckhoved!
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    tal dog pænt lille barn og gå i seng
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:32 am

    Trolololo taber
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:33 am

    siger du, du sidder bag en skærm og spiller smart?? har du problemer eller hvad eller har du mistet sutten
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:34 am

    uhh du sej nu hva?
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:35 am

    har jeg sagt det nej godt tag dig sammen bette ven ;) du er ikke noget
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:39 am

    hahahaha, du er sku da helt til grin, gå i seng bøsserøv

    TROLOLOLOLO
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:40 am

    et jeg er voksen to bøsse nej det er jeg ikke min kæreste hedder lisa og du kommer til gellerup i århus så du færdig så kom nu bette ven
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:51 am

    Uhhhhh… nu er du endnu sejere!
    Du ter dig som en på 10, og kan ikke finde ud af simpel tegnsætning?
    Gætter på du er 13, og ikke har fået hår på karamellen endnu.
    Reply
    æøå says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:54 am

    det sku mange år siden jeg var 13 år, og en karamel det var ikke det jeg havde sidst jeg kiggede der var der en pik og du har nada niks liv
    Reply
    alllah says:
    February 4, 2013 at 3:57 am

    Bliv lige lidt mere voksen end at kalde folk for bøsserøve og andet i den stil, du kan jo ikke være andet end en low lifer som sidder i sin mors kælder med bumser over hele fjæset mens du sidder og rykker den af til justin bieber og alle twilight filmene (men kun når Edward er på) fordi du vil ikke være ham utro.. Get a freaking life…
    Reply
    Trolololo says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:40 am

    Utroligt, du siger det er mig der er low life, men det er dig der kan alle navne på twilight ?
    Bjørn says:
    February 4, 2013 at 4:31 am

    fuck u son im still fucking u son.. god bless u …son…

  1035. iCoNiC says:

    I cannot believe you guys are still here hahahahahaha it’s FAKE YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

  1036. retared says:

    fuck u son..suck my dick son.. god bless u son…

  1037. retared says:

    im still fucking u son…suck my ball son..god bless u son…

  1038. retared says:

    fuck u son motherfucker son..god bless u son…

  1039. retared says:

    fuck u son im still ur motherfucker’s dad son.. god bless u ..son….

  1040. Dhawal says:

    Any progress ?

  1041. retared says:

    im still fucking u bastard son..god bless u son…

  1042. retared says:

    yeah fuck u son..u r my fucking motherfucker’s son..god bless u son…

  1043. VinnyP says:

    95%: Final testing and preparation. Come back soon!

  1044. steve says:

    Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…”
    “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

    Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

    The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

    There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

    paragraphs
    words
    bytes
    lists

    Start with ‘Lorem
    ipsum dolor sit amet…’

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”
    Section 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

  1045. steve says:

    Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…”
    “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

    Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

    The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

    There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

    paragraphs
    words
    bytes
    lists

    Start with ‘Lorem
    ipsum dolor sit amet…’

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”
    Section 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

  1046. Christine says:

    Can somebody stop this moron?

  1047. retared says:

    stfu son.. suck my dick god bless u son…

  1048. Christine says:

    Clearly this dude doesn’t have a job. Sits in the house all day got bored at messing up Wikipedia entry so he wanna do something else as pointless as his stupid worthless life. I bet he lives with his mom, being the scum of the earth.

  1049. VinnyP says:

    I do believe you are right

  1050. steve says:

    Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…”
    “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

    Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

    The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

    There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

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    Start with ‘Lorem
    ipsum dolor sit amet…’

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”
    Section 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

  1051. steve says:

    Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…”
    “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

    Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

    The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

    There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

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    Start with ‘Lorem
    ipsum dolor sit amet…’

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”
    Section 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

  1052. steve says:

    Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…”
    “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

    Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

    The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

    There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

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    Start with ‘Lorem
    ipsum dolor sit amet…’

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”
    Section 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

  1053. steve says:

    Neque porro quisquam est qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit…”
    “There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain…”

    Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

    It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

    Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..”, comes from a line in section 1.10.32.

    The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum” by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.

    There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn’t anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.

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    Start with ‘Lorem
    ipsum dolor sit amet…’

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?”
    Section 1.10.33 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

    “At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat.”
    1914 translation by H. Rackham

    “On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.”

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  1055. steve says:

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    The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s

    “Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.”
    Section 1.10.32 of “de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum”, written by Cicero in 45 BC

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